If I were making the film for JK Rowling's non-existant 7th novel, titled Harry Potter and the Quidditch World Series, this is what it would look like:
Staring:
Protagonist -
The Red Sox...... as...... Gryffindor
Antagonist -
The Yankees...... as...... Slytherin
Main Characters:
Shilling....... as ...... Harry Potter
Ortiz.......... as ...... Hagrid
Manny.......... as ...... Hermoine
Arroyo......... as ...... Ron
Alex Rodriguez.. as ...... Draco Malfoy
Derek Jeeter.... as ...... Professor Snape
Due to lack of time, this comparison lacks depth - just like the real Harry Potter movies.
previously:
weather or not - 2006-03-07
My Flight - 2006-03-02
poetree in motion - 2006-02-28
ultimate personality test - 2006-02-25
limerick e-trip - 2006-02-22