when i arrived at work this morning, i had this moving email awaiting me...
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Hello Albygocougs,
Eternity is a very long time. If you or someone you care about to you has not accepted God please do so tody [sic]. The following prayer can save you or someone that you love.
Say, "Oh God, save my soul. I'm so sorry that I have sinned against you, but I have come home. I will serve you, Lord, the rest of my life. Deliver me from all my sinful habits. Set me free! I do believe Jesus died on Calvary for me, and I believe in His blood, that there is power in His blood to wash away all my sins, all my sins!" Say, "Come into my heart, Jesus; come on in, Jesus. Come on in!"
If you meant it, He has come. If you meant it, Jesus is yours. Start reading your Bible, pray daily and believe that somebody's listening; His name is Jesus.
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first of all, spammers should really use a spell checker before hitting send. or perhaps, just set up the auto spell check to run pre-sending.
second, whats this Calvary deal? i have never heard of Jesus dying on Calvary. is that a hill someplace?
third, what do you mean "I believe in His blood"? i mean, if the guy was real, then of course i believe he had blood. but im not going to give anyone power to wash away my sins with their blood. that is just unsanitary and with the possibility of contracting Hepititus or HIV, no ones blood is touching me.
finally, did anyone else get this note or am i the chosen one?
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ultimate personality test - 2006-02-25
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