hi, im albygocougs and im an idiot.
audience soberly says: "hi albygocougs"
im here today to talk to you about the consequences of being a complete moron.
in particular, id like to focus on one of the many consequences... embarassment.
now, im sure everyone here today is somewhat familiar with embarassment. very few humans can say they've never experienced an embarassing moment.
perhaps that moment was when you were 8 years old and peed the bed when sleeping over at a friend's.
perhaps it was when you confidently raised your hand in class and smirked to yourself as you unknowingly gave the absolute wrongest answer ever to the easiest question ever... surely a mistake you never made again.
perhaps, my friends, it was the day you continually tested the shower, hoping in vain for something more than ice water to flow, and finally around 5pm, hoping to avoid calling maintanance, you went for a final try and somehow realized you'd been turning the temperature nob in the wrong direction for at least 6 hours and this is why you are not zest fully clean before dinner.
in any case, you certainly have experienced embarassment of some kind. im sure of it. and like me, you probably have wondered aloud... "what the hell is wrong with me?"
friends, i am here to tell you that you, yes you, are not alone. you are amongst a great family of idiots in this country. look around the room and see all the other idiots and morons in your presence. these people are kin...
um, wait... i am alone...
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