you know global warming has arrived when...
2005-07-27 9:52 pm
- your dishsoap feels a bit like warm syrup
- the air from the fan is actually heating you up
- the heat from the laptop computer feels refreshingly cool
- its so damn hot that "room temperature" means picking up a handful of almonds and thinking "JESUS, these suckers are toasty!"
- the phrase "home is where the heart is" has been replaced by the phrase "home is where the toga party is."
- you break a sweat just thinking about going to the ice cream shop
- even the bums are too hot to bother hooting and hollaring at you when you walk by half naked
- sweat dripping from your forehead causes you wonder if a miracle from god has made it finally rain, or if you've accidentally gotten a gash in your head
- during your third cold shower of the day you sweat profusely and just cant seem to get the water cold enough
- suddenly, alaska seems like the kinda place you'd like to live
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previously:
weather or not - 2006-03-07
My Flight - 2006-03-02
poetree in motion - 2006-02-28
ultimate personality test - 2006-02-25
limerick e-trip - 2006-02-22